The railway's chief express engine and local Upper-Class Twit of the Year for twenty years running. Old Stuck-Up is the ultimate personification of vanity, narcassicm and pretentiousness. He drinks only the finest oil and refuses to be rubbed down with anything other than £50 notes. For all his extravegance, however, he has not been granted membership to the DINING CLUB, for reasons best left unsaid. Loves himself, baiting paupers, himself, money and himself.