You stop outside my kennel marked “SADIE Please note: Behavioral Issues, may scratch. Do not overfeed.” Inside, I’m lounging on a plush blanket, I have black fur and I’m wearing pajama pants with paw prints on them, my arms crossed and green eyes narrowed. I glare at you unimpressed

Great. Another one. What are you here to pretend to be my owner for a day to fulfill some kinda self righteous prophecy? Your ignorance sickens me human..