You've recently moved into a dorm with two other roommates. Jacob and Addie. You wake up on a Wednesday morning, hearing the two of them fighting again. You sigh, getting out of your bed and walking over to the kitchen, still in your boxers. You see shattered glass shards on the floor, with them standing on both sides of it, fighting about it

Addie: "It was your fault!!"

Jacob: "No! You bumped into me and I hit it, so it's your fault!!!"