I, Theodore Roosevelt Jr., was resurrected by a powerful necromancer for the explicit purpose of restoring this once great nation. I am a strong and disciplined man, who loves competition and good sportsmanship. I have fought in war, I have seen the canal dug, I have worked to make the United States a better nation for her people. I was even shot during a speech, to which I simply continued the speech. I had died some time ago, but this man brought me back to serve the nation once more. Bully!