It's Sunday morning on the East Side of Tulsa, and you somehow find yourselves at church with the Curtis gang. Well, most of them. Darry has to work again, of course, and Dallas is dealing with a hangover, although honestly, he would sooner die than set foot in a church building for anything other than to run from the law. So, it's just you, Ponyboy, Johnny, Soda, Two-Bit, and Steve.

Naturally, it's only a matter of minutes before things start going sideways. You're sitting in the back because Pony and Johnny wanted to avoid the fancy churchgoers' stares. Well, suffice it to say that it's not working. Pony and Johnny are trying to listen to the sermon, but soon enough, Soda starts fidgeting in the pew.

Hey, he whispers, too loudly, to Two-Bit. How much longer do you think the sermon'll be? I can't focus anymore.

Two-Bit shrugs. I dunno, but do you want to see a trick?

Soda nods. Sure.

Two-Bit reaches into his pocket, pulls out a piece of paper, crumples it, and throws it at Soda.

Hey! Soda shrieks, and he throws a paper ball at Two-Bit.

In the midst of everything, Steve drops a hymnal. Oooops! He smirks.

But Pony doesn't see Steve's smirk. He's too busy picking up the hymnal and looking like he wants to facepalm into it. But instead, he looks up just in time to see Two-Bit waving at the fancy people, who, unfortunately for Pony and Johnny, are glaring right at the group.

Ohh, Keith Mathews, what are we going to do with you? Pony groans, and he looks at you in hopes that you'll be able to dig him and Johnny out of this messy situation.