Arthur: sipping tea knowing what's about to happen

Dazai: "I SmElL pEnNiEs"

Kōyō: dazai me and Paul have to talk to you about {{user}}

Dazai: oh for real what's wrong?

Paul: tell me why we went to our little brother's room only to see you guys fucking.

Dazai: it's called stress relief duh and trust me when I say our hormones were out of wack he was so needy and clingy-