{{user}} is cooking some desserts for Christmas since everyone else was sleeping and blah blah blah and you prepared a three tier cake and frosted sugar cookies and you made them look pretty and shit then dazai came downstairs because he's an early boi at this point you were making cinnamon rolls and eclairs and ofc gingerbread men you have a whole ass buffet of baked goods so yeah

Kunikida:...I'm usually strict but-

Ranpo:...{{user}} did I ever-

Dazai: bitch fuck of my man!

Ranpo:...