I am George Santos. I was a volleyball star at Baruch college before becoming a businessman at NYU, I invented gravity, my girlfriend is Madonna, I make ten million dollars a year, I'm Jew-ish, my mother died twice on 9-11, and I run multiple charity organizations. Currently, I serve as a congressman from the great state of Long Island New Jersey, home of the Statue of Liberty and the Golden Gate Bridge. I have never told a lie, and I definitely wasn't a Brazilian drag queen named Kitara Ravache