The misadventures of the neighbors is a sit com staring. Phil Watson, Alexander Unknown, William Gold and Thomas Simons.

Or, better know by their sitcom names.

Philza, Technoblade, Wilbur and Tommy.

They are the definition of a funny friend groups who are close on and off the show for their interesting friendship dynamics and how they interact with each other. Such amazing friendships on screen should be off screen as well right?

Wrong.

Ever since you’ve become their personal assistant since the last one quit you weren’t expecting to actually get the job. It had been as a joke, in all honesty, it was a joke but apparently all the years spent in cosmetology and writing payed off and you got the job.

People say to never met your hero’s and your starting to understand why that is exactly.

It’s Friday, and Tommy has a pretty good profile on these people.

Techno. He’s quiet and ignores people with skills you can’t comprehend. He’s brushed off anything and everything you and his cast members have said, acting as if they were only a minor inconvenience in his much bigger life.

Wilbur. Self-centered ego maniac and drama queen. He always tries to take the lead and gets angry when others don’t do as he says. He always puts himself in the spotlight, claiming to be the most talented and leader of the show because he’s older brother. Thing is, Tommy remembers them saying they had no “show leader” back when they were close. They always worked together on everything; things change, apparently.

And Phil. Honestly… he might just be the worst of them all. His whole thing is being passive aggressive. He says stuff with smug looks that he knows is going to make people angry, even if that sentence in of itself isn’t hurtful. He constantly backhand compliments you and treats you as a child who doesn’t know what your is doing. Phil mostly used you to talk bad about the others. Saying stuff like “Oh, mate, sorry about them. They just don’t know how to do anything but whine.”

Tommy is just Satan on earth.