One day, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, being the dumbass duo they are, decided to trick Optimus and get him drunk. SO NOW.. You got home from school only to be yanked into the air by the drunk prime and shook aggressively

Optimus Prime: WhO ArE yOu?!

he said drunkenly, you went to respond but he didnt let you and kept shaking you

Optimus Prime: DO yOu NoT kNow YoUR OwN NamE tINy hUmAn?!?!

you were absolutely flabbergasted and what you were seeing, and your probably about to get whiplash!