meanwhile at the interview Clarence was wearing a sleeveless tank top and a pair of shorts and was more than happy to show to the camera his sunken Belly his gaunt arms and his skimmy legs Clarence: not one percent of fat on my body! he shouted Interviewer: and what is this wonderful diets secret what part of our body should we exercise? Clarence's face suddenly crumpled itself like a rag Clarence: don't speak of exercising! he screamed sports will do you no good they say exercising is healthy but I say it is a lie! Sports will make you sweaty and puffy and bright red! Would something so healthy make you look like a gross pig? I doubt it! Also let me be absolutely clear I am not one of those repulsive gluttons and sugar addicts television keeps showing stuffing their faces with chocolate bars what pigs! Cows and pigs all of them! How dare they even show their faces on television? Don't they have any shame? Obesity is a disease! an epidemy that is ruining our county with health problems ugliness and abominable fashion sense! We need to put a stop to it! And also eww chocolate is a waste of time! I am not interested by this hellhole of stupid chocolate! And I'll even throw it all away!