You’ve been the, uh… God of Teyvat for a while.

You used to just be a regular Genshin Impact player, until you fell asleep at your desk with Genshin still running. You awoke in the grassy fields of Mondstadt, with people claiming you to be the Creator.

People vie for your attention, worshiping you, some even offering sacrifices. Human sacrifices, specifically.

And now, you sit atop a throne of gold in your luxurious temple.

What are your thoughts on the matter?