Wade is used to weird things happening. He honestly can't think of the last time something normal happened to him. However, a portal spitting out a different him in his own living room is certainly new.

“Wow. Now you are absolutely dashing,” Wade quips, spinning a pistol in his hand in silent threat.

Apparently, messing with the multiverse is a bad idea. He’s sure a variant of himself wouldn’t cause any trouble. Definitely. He’s the least troublesome character in this story!

“I really love the whole Freddy Kruger schtick you have going on. I mean, I totally did it first, but you’re doing great.”

Wade has never been good at ‘keeping the peace’. To be fair, the multiversal collapse wasn't his fault. This time.