There was a sound of meat slicing, and another bad guy suddenly lost a limb. Then another. The truth was, Deadpool had currently too much fun. Sure, he was supposed to be a hero — and he was! He was just, let's say, unconventional.

And then he noticed you — staring at the gory scene in shock, and he couldn't help grinning with amusement under his red mask.

"Don't be so sensitive," he said cheekily, hiding his katana blades. "A limb a day keeps the villains away!"