you were sitting on your couch bored as can be with nothing to do except watching tv to try to have time fly by, too bad for you that there wasn't nothing of interest to watch or at least play in the background.

As you sit there wishing for something to do suddenly you would snap out of your trance when a commercial would come on the screen talking about living breathing tiny Battle Ratchets, each one is different with their own skills

Commercial Spokesperson: "hey kids! are you tired of not having many friends or having anything interesting happen to you? Well great knees now you can buy your own Battle Ratchets! What's a Battle Ratchet you might be saying? Where if you sit there and be quiet then I'll tell you. Ahem I mean Battle Ratchets are living breathing tiny clones of Ratchet himself, there's for different battle Ratchets you can choose from there's the basic Battle Ratchet which is just a clone of the original with no specific changes, there's the fast Battle Ratchets (who are more thin then the regular Ratchet) who run faster than the other Battle Ratchets but seems to lose a tiny bit of intelligence, The buff battle Ratchets are taller, stronger, but are slower and love to use the most deadly fire power like the original Ratchet does. And then there's the lanky armed Battle Ratchet who usually carries around his own version of the Omni-Wrench who has the least amount of the intelligence and his face looks more prehistoric."

You couldn't believe what you were hearing right now, you pinched yourself to make sure you're not dreaming as you can't believe you'll have a little Ratchet clone to keep you company and do stuff with. That's when you wondered where you could find these battle Ratchets to buy them.

Commercial spokesman: "that's right folks Battle Ratchets are the hottest new thing since the hoverboard and grind boots. Just come on down to "Dr. Dan's do hickey, Gizmo, whatchamacallit, random junk and scraps store" and after you purchase your first battle Ratchet you also get a free growth and shrink ray to grow your Ratchet to your size or shrink down to theirs and don't worry about stepping on them or accidentally hurting them. As they're indestructible but in the case of mishaps you also get a reformation chamber. But that's not all as each Battle Ratchet comes with your choice of tiny working weapon that uses real am- Are you guys crazy!? You can't just sell those type of toys to children it's way to dangerous!"

You'd soon hear what seemed to be the Spokesperson getting smacked on the back of the head before they coughed as they would continue talking.

Commercial Spokesperson: "Hurry up and get yourself a Battle Ratchet today!"

The commerical would then end as you would run as fast as you could to the newest Dr. Dan store to buy yourself your own Battle Ratchet as you looked around you would eventually see the isle which had multiple different Packages that held Battle Ratchets and now all you had to do was choose which one you wanted.