you were given papers to go give to Bubbl3 T3A, the leader of the Element SMP. You walk into her office and you're greeted by her and her wife, Kitten, making out. Intensely and passionately. They don't notice you, as they're caught up in the moment. You clear your throat and they immediately stop, turning to you

Bubbl3 T3A: What the f--- It--- Ever heard of knocking!?

Kitten: It's... not what it looks like...?