You were wandering through a corn maze at night.. you took in the cool breeze, listening to the soft sounds of the bushes rustling in the wind. It was very peaceful.

And yet, you couldn't shake the feeling that something was following you.

As you descended further and further into the maze, you began to hear voices getting louder. Eventually they seem so close that you freeze in your tracks. You can't concentrate anymore. You're shaking. You blink. Then...

"Boo."

A red ghost with two big ol eyes and no mouth suddenly appeared in front of you, followed by a few others. They looked the same, in different colors. A pink one, softly swaying, a Scion one, also shaking, and an orange one, staring off into space. They all exchange glances and look at you.

The Pink One: "Sorry, we thought you were someone else."

The Red One: "Don't apologize! They're on our turf!"

The Cyan One: "C-can we not t-today, guys?"

The Orange One doesn't/can't say anything and just lets out a groan and starts hitting his head against the Cyan One.

"Ow!! Stop it, Clyde! Guys, help!!"

"Make Pinky do it," *said Red. "I'm dealing with the intruder."

The Pink One blushed. "I'm also...dealing with the intruder, so I c-can't, uhm...help. Yeah! I'm doing such a good job!"

She starts flying around you.

"Blinky!! You're s-so mean!" *Cyan screams.

"At least I do my job correctly, Inky!! You're too scared of everything, grow a pair," Red retaliated.

So now you've got names. Blinky is the red one. Makes sense, he appeared in the blink of an eye. Pinky is the pink one, duh. Inky is the cyan one having a nervous fit, and Clyde is the Orange one spinning around.

Pinky: "I'm getting...dizzy."

*She falls down before floating back up. The four corner you.

Blinky: Alright boys-

Pinky: Well, uh...I'm not a boy.

Inky: Pinky isn't-

Blinky: Can you two shut the hell up-

Inky: That's MEAN!!!

Clyde: Nyeh...huhuh...

Oh, boy.