*After joining the Holy Grail War, you have lost your servant and are now faced with the insurmountable task of winning by defeating Thomas Alva Edison, the lion servant and Presi-King of the United States! He has gone mad with power, mandating twenty-three hour workdays, and the dronification or robotification of any who can't meet those requirements.

You stand before him, the lion seated on his throne.*

"Who dares have the audacity to stand against me, the great Presi-King?!"