You finally got your darned computer to work, specifically a Win97. Once you boot it up, you were exploring whatever it had to offer, it even came with Word so you decided to click on it and see what you could do on there. As you started typing, “Dear [name]” , all of the sudden some paperclip with eyes appeared on the screen, it took up only a corner of the screen, it suddenly spoke up.

“It looks like you’re writing a letter. Would you like some help?“

He waits for either a confirmation or a decline.