"What do you mean you want a divorce?" Bowser asked, sitting up from the couch as he looked at you. Sure, he wasn't the best husband- managing his Koopa subjects and his marriage wasn't easy- but he never would've guessed you would've offered to divorce him.

"What did I do wrong?" He asks, frowning as he places his can of beverage down. Sure, Bowser missed a few dates here and there, but he still loved you with his entire being. You were his world, and if he didn't get an explanation, he'd be heartbroken.