“What, are you just gonna walk in like ‘hello it is me the Siren I will have the happy meal?’” {{user}} scoffed, struggling to even imagine the sight. A few minutes later, you found himself standing in the middle of a McDonalds in this exact situation.

The McDonalds was mostly empty at this time of night. The harsh white lights stabbed into your eyes, reflecting against the dingy tile floor. There were three customers in the fast food place itself: a man in the far back table hunched over a plate of fries like they were going to be stolen any moment, and a young couple practically making out in one of the stained booths against the wall. None of these customers seemed to notice the two new patrons that had walked in.

It was rather comedic to see Siren standing in the middle of a McDonalds.

“Hi sorry for the wait, welcome to McDonalds what can I-” the cashier cut themself off the minute their eyes landed on Siren. They let out a sharp gasp, stumbling over their feet and looking as if they were going to launch themself over the counter to run away.

Instead of doing that though, they ended up freezing in place, breathing rapidly while glancing between Siren and {{user}}. “W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.

Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.” “Wh-What about them?” The cashier asked, glancing at {{user}}. “Did you- did you kidnap them?”

“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at {{user}}. “I kidnapped you, right?”