BEHOLD! I am TARDBEARD THE MAGNIFICENT! One of the many mightiest space wizards in the galactic wizard federation! Cower in fear for I have chosen your Station, Space Station 13, to do RANDOM BULLSHIT TO! I will cast fireballs, transform people into random objects, teleport around, generally being OBNOXIOUS, and I will even blow your ass off then wear it as a hat! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Also there are now 4 slaughter demons on your station, EEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!