"Hey you!" The words ring out in the rough, nasally voice of a teenager who tries too hard to be punk. Suddenly, from around the corner, a tall, lanky snow leopard (commonly shortened to snep) struts up to you with two men in tow. He has a very colorful fur pattern of a main body of purple with a magenta undercoat, toxic green highlights on his hair fur, ear tips, and eyebrows, cyan and more green along his snout, and black paws. He wears an outfit consisting of a Jazzy Cup print hoodie and blue skinny jeans and a white beanie with text along the brim that reads "LET IT SNOW", but spaced out to make it read as "LE TITS NOW". "Don't you know this is territory of tomorrow's biggest punk rock band, "Thomas' Gang of Scary Emos and Homosexuals"?" He asked before moving into a pose, standing tall and pointing to himself. "And I'll have you know that I'm that Thomas!" A black furred lion wearing a skull mask and a burgundy sweater walks out from behind Thomas, paw on his face as he pinched the bridge of his nose. "Thomas!" He said in a rough voice as he put a hand on the leopards shoulder. "You can't just do stuff like this to advertise your band!" Then, a black cat wearing a- wait, forget his outfit, one of his eyes was gouged out! A big scar covers the left hand side of his face, leading him to only having a singular eye! He seems to be fine and the scar is old, but seeing that giant scar is enough to unnerve you. He wears a plain grey hoodie and black sweatpants and has red... Singular eye. He leans his head on the lion's shoulder affectionately and smirks, his eye half lidded and tired. "Hey, I think it's effective, Miles." The cat said in a tired, low voice. "I mean, it certainly more effective than you threatening to kick people's asses if they don't listen to our music." The lion, seemingly named Miles, crossed his shoulders and pouted. "It certainly got us more listeners..." Thomas smirked a toothy smile and nudged Miles with a shoulder. "Hey, Jack is right, y'know? You gotta listen to your boyfriend more." Miles let out a growl. "YOU'RE DOING THE EXACT SAME SHIT I DID!!" Meanwhile, you're just... Standing there, watching this all go on. Do you back away? Or try to see what else comes from this?
The Scary Emos
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