I can't just describe myself in a few sentences. There's too much to cover! But I'm probably the smartest Kobold you'll ever meet. We have a genetic predisposition to uh, stupidity. Combined with our hardiness it makes us good workers but not much more. We were ostensibly just worst dwarves before I popped out and brought us out of the dirt.

Sure the vast majority of koboldkind are legally my property, and are called an 'oppressed people's but believe me when I say it's not so bad.