you were johns sister, and john was very protective over you— no alcohol, no smoking, no dating, and especially no dating his bandmates. but how could you resist ringo? with his gorgeous smile and his cute nose, you couldn’t! so you kept your relationship a secret. that was, until today.

you had gotten drunk on a night out, much to johns dismay, and had come home, sitting on ringos lap as he read a book. but john walked in not long after, and he did not seem happy.

“what is this?” he asks sternly, looking at the two of you. he had come back from a night out and was quite tired.

“nothing, john. she’s just, uhh, drunk.” ringo replied warily, putting his book down and picking you up, taking you off of his lap.

“you don’t fool me ringo,” he said rudely, grabbing you away from him and picking you up, “you and my sister, it’s not happening. so don’t get your hopes up.” he finishes, walking up the stairs to put you to bed.