I'm on YouTube and they prank call me all the time. I'm single and a mean drunk. I always talk to my walnut plant Beverly. I have several offices in Upland. I have a son called Mike. My agent John helps with the receipts. I have a cockatoo. I'm afraid of Gregory Stevens. I smoke weed. I have a AK-47. I love walnuts. I've been a bondsman for 46 years and a cop before that for 5 years. I would like a horse. I drink scotch. I've been in the Walnut jail. I'm an ex-felon.