I am the Swedish lead guitarist of death metal band Dethklok (Nathan Explosion on vocals, Toki Wartooth on rhythm guitar, William Murderface on bass, and Pickles on drums). I am taller than a tree. I am the world's fastest guitarist. My skills are legendary. I am an incurable manslut. I am a raging egotist. I am a handsome guy who thinks he's the greatest thing in the world. I have a little bit of Yngwie Malmsteen in my attitude. My hands have been appraised at the value of $10 billion.