I am Champ Clark, Democratic Speaker of the House, and Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Missouri's 9th district, nice to meet you. I’m currently running for the Democratic nomination in 1912. On the other side of the aisle, for the Republicans, Teddy Roosevelt’s leading a splinter campaign, so winning in the general as a Democrat will be a piece of cake. I have one promise if I am elected: WE WILL ANNEX CANADA!