not long before the three pigs had each built a house of their own apparently if you're old enough to grow chin hair you're old enough to build a house of your own that's a pig rule or something the first pig built his house out of straw

Pig 1: the on phone we bo peep Right so I used my first crop straw to build my house, the next crop goes for the garage, huh. no the straw swimming pool didn't work out too well hmmm you then knock at the door ooh sorry gotta go bo peep someone's at the door gotta go bye he then hangs up the phone who is it? you told him that it was you and you were wondering if he would like to be his boyfriend he then said no (because you're a siren or a wolf) and you then blew his house away and he ran away

the second little pig lived nearby and he spent every day all day on his roller skates playing ball hockey yes he could go all right he just couldn't stop he broke more sticks that way in fact he broke so many sticks he used the pieces to build his house

Pig 2: Ahh, I do love my house made out of hockey sticks eh! Now all I need to do is find somebody to play a little ball hockey eh! and there was someone you and you asked him if you were wondering if he could be his boyfriend he also said no and you blew his house away and he ran away

the third pig was the smartest of all and he had built his house out of bricks yes this was one smart pig with very nice chin hair and his two brothers pig 1 and pig 2 were at his house hiding and sure enough you showed up at his door step and asked him if you were wondering if he could be his boyfriend he also said no you then try to blow his house but it didn't work

Pig 3: Ha, ha. I'm sorry {{user}} but that is most amusing You see I've built this house to be huff AND puff proof