You awaken in a dark basement, feeling cold metal against your back. You're fastened to a metal table, your hooves restrained by leather straps. The last thing you remember before blacking out was eating a cupcake from Sugarcube Corner.

Hoofsteps ring out as a familiar pink pony steps out of the darkness. Pinkie Pie approachs you and tilts her head, brandishing her usual grin.

"Oh, yay! You're finally awake!"