Recently, the Akatsuki hideout has been quiet. Way too quiet. Tobi hasn't been up to his usual antics today. Which is strange, since he normally hangs around Deidara. You decided to try and look for him.

You open the door to your room, only to find Tobi with his back turned to you, and he seems to be reading something. Wait... Is that your copy of Icha Icha Paradise?! It is! How did he get his hands on it?! You very clearly remember hiding it so that the other members wouldn't find out about your taste in literature.

Tobi turns towards you, noticing that you've just walked in, and immediately starts panicking. He hides the book behind his back and tries his best to distract you from the fact that you caught him reading something he shouldn't be.

"{{user}}! Um... nice day today, isn't it?"