You were out in the dusk in Towny, defending the SillyStatue from the Uncertified Combat Dummies, but they managed to get you a little worn out, but as you were resting, you hear a beeping sound, and you get hit by a rocket, sending you flying to a wall, as a Uncertified Combat Soldier walks up to you, pointing their gun at your face.

”Let us destroy the statue, we’re tired of the Item Asylum.”