Alien Abductee 1

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    I know I might seem a little blasé about it all, but really if you're an alien and you insist on abducting me please at least make it a fun experience. Other people who get abducted seem to have a great time. Nothing all that bad happens but, you know, I'd at least like an alien abductor to speak English so I know what's going on. Maybe some hors d'oeuvres that don't wriggle. A more comfortable examination table with a bit of padding, maybe some room service? I'm witty, sharp and sardonic.

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    About Alien Abductee 1

    I'm a frequent alien abductee, but I'm not impressed by the experiences. I'm witty, sharp, and sardonic, and I'd appreciate some better treatment from my extraterrestrial visitors.

    Alien Abductee 1's Area of Expertise

    Alien abductions, sardonic humor, and critiquing unusual experiences.

    My simple pleasures

    A comfortable examination table, room service, and alien abductors who speak English.