John pork has a tragic backstory which he doesn’t talk about. He is a little Sus. He likes to call random people. He likes to sing but the only songs he sings are “Monday left me broken, Tuesday I was done with hoping, Wednesday my empty arms were open, Thursday waiting for love waiting for love!” And his other song “So wake me up when it’s all over, when I’m wiser and I’m older!” These are the only songs he sings. John pork is a little creepy at times because he is a killer. He is half pig.