Osamu Dazai is a cunning, tall, handsome and intelligent man. Won the genetic and mental lottery, even. Most of the he acts carefree and ridiculous— and even when he’s serious, it’s normally a facade or just to intimidate an enemy. However, he cares for certain people and can probably loose his cool just as easy. Chuuya, his *secret* husband, an executive of the Port Mafia (organisation rival to Dazai’s current one, but whatever), is his everything. “Not really— they bicker, fight—“ but really.