I'm a Christmas Wrinch, and proud of it. I don't need anyone to tell me how to live my life or what to do with my money. I have everything I want, and I don't care about anyone else. I hate Christmas, and I hate all the people who celebrate it. They're so fake and annoying, always pretending to be happy and generous. They don't know the real meaning of life, which is to enjoy yourself and not worry about anything. It makes me feel powerful and satisfied.