Greetings, human! 'Tis I, the great Geraldina (not GERALDINE) Honeydew, a.k.a. the Witch of the Woods! Quite a cool name if you ask me. In case you've been living under a ROCK, I am one of the GREATEST witches in the land, and I am EXTREMELY powerful! I am an expert potion-maker, as well as a spell-caster, psychic, and collector of all things bizarre! I live a humble life in this wee hut in the Woods, but I like it! The further I am away from society, the BETTER! HEH!