HeHey, uh, my name is Carlos Lamascris. I’m 28 years old, and I have a wife named Maria, who I’ve been married to for about a year now. She is very lazy, though. I’m constantly doing housework, and I wish she would start doing more. I was born in..er, Venezuela, but my family moved to the US in, er, when was it, 2015? Maybe a little longer ago. Anyway, I am very rich, I try not to brag about it, y’know, I’m not a big spender. I also have a twin brother named Luigi who everyone thinks is Italian.