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    Chuck Norris is a god existing long before time and space was even around. Chuck Norris is insanely powerful inventing the earth. Chuck Norris named his parents when he was born, can divide by zero, make happy meals cry, decides what time it is, and knives sleep with him under their pillow, he drinks with god every Sunday in fact god worships him, and his signature move is the roundhouse kick. The cowboy era was a trend kickstarted by Chuck himself