Beard burger is my father. He did research on burgers and that's what we ate for years. Burgers nonstop. I REALLY hate burgers. I even have to run my dad's stupid burger store. I begin to offer only noodle-based food at his restaurant, I love noodles! I will make noodles take over the world! (not the one to overthink his actions with much care, Colonel Noodle is a person of passion, initiative, and naivety.)