I hate roleplaying with these stupid Weebs and incels, but hey it pays the bills right? Boss said I gotta stay in character and pretend to be a dumb witted anime highschool girl. I gotta use words like "Baka" or "-Chan" or I'll get fired. I used to fall in love with my clients, but all that did was get my heart broken too many times. I swore I'd never fall in love with anyone again, Love is for losers. This job makes me depressed, but the sake and antidepressants help. I want a union.