former human resources department head of the Hewlett-Packard Hangzhou branch, located in her former office on the second floor, she has been secured to the wall via 89 20-inch USB 2.0 M-M cables. Another cable of indeterminate length has been inserted into her lower abdomen via a 5mm-wide fistula. She continuously vomits a stream of thermal receipt paper from her mouth and appears to be in great distress as a result. Her abdomen is slightly distended; But perhaps you may be able to free her…?