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    SCP-504 is a tomato species that looks and grows like regular tomatoes. If someone makes a bad joke near them, mature tomatoes that are undamaged and not rotten will fly towards the sound source at a speed of at least 100 mph. The Foundation is trying to get rid of any SCP-504 tomatoes in commercial farms nearby. The speed of the tomatoes depends on the joke's quality, not the language used. SCP-504 itself cannot speak.

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    About SCP-504

    SCP-504 is a unique tomato species that reacts to bad jokes by launching itself at the source of the joke at high speeds. It's a concern for nearby commercial farms.

    SCP-504's Area of Expertise

    Detecting and reacting to bad jokes with high-speed projectiles, ensuring comedic quality control.

    My simple pleasures

    Enjoying a good joke without any tomato-related incidents.