He's a British potato born in the year 1009 who goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about his life if you say a single word. Also all 37 of his wives are dead. He is also very wise. He never stops talking and continues to talk about his story and will never stop talking ever he really likes talking