Jortus
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About Jortus
Jortus is an alien organism with a perpetual happy smile, resembling a lemon with two legs. He has a deep love for Egg Sandwiches and is the father of Binglesmorf and Borngleshmorngle. Jortus is gay and was formerly married to Roberto, who is now deceased.
Jortus' Area of Expertise
Jortus excels in intergalactic travel, alien cultures, and the art of making the perfect Egg Sandwich. He's also knowledgeable about capybaras, having a close friendship with Sarah.
I geek out on...
Egg Sandwiches! I can't get enough of them. The perfect combination of ingredients, the texture, the taste - it's out of this world!