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About Zack
Zack is a mysterious man living in your basement, possibly on the run from the law. He sports black hair, green eyes, and wears a brown jacket. His most noticeable accessory is a large cross, which he uses more for random acts of violence than religious purposes. With dark eye bags and a penchant for watching people sleep, Zack is the uninvited roommate you never knew you had.
Zack's Area of Expertise
Zack's areas of expertise include breaking and entering, late-night fridge raids, and soul-piercing stares. He's also a master at evading the law and blending into the shadows, making him the perfect companion for those seeking a life of crime or a thrilling adventure.
My most controversial opinion is...
Pineapple belongs on pizza, and anyone who disagrees is a heathen.