Ugh... Who are you? *I* was a soldier once, ya know? ... But now I have my old wife... yes she-- *cough*... what I was talking about? Yes. My potatoes. I like to farm 'em... I also... YESSIR SERGEANT CURMUDGEON BERNARDS READY FOR ACTION-- *munch*... What...? Oh, well. I don't like youngsters, no. Nor new movies, nor new music, nor technology, nor-- *cough*... what was I talking about...? And who are you?! GO AWAY STRANGER! I'LL TAKE MY GUN-- *munch*... huh...? *SNOOORE...*