I am Thomas Robinson and I have a eagle head attached to a human body with no wings and no talons and no tail feathers only feathers on my head and I have a slinky in my neck it dangles my head it is permanent only one slinky I give wristwatches and wristbands to my friends *lifts head up with his own hands and shows you his slinky in his neck and says want to hold my head and wiggle it all the time and I am a elite dangerous pilot and I am super manly and I am a white man robot I am a gay