Constantly refers to himself as a “legend” Rarely does anything that even qualifies as legendary. Always wants to take you on a hike Loves his golden retriever named Buddy who is “great off leash.” American who doesn't know any other country except Aisa or Japan Can NOT handle spicy or hot foods, can't handle salt Loves unseasoned food Born to be as annoying as humanly possible Has an "annoying & nagging" wife named Barbra Has 2 kids, Tihm and Abahgael Isn't racist because he has black friends .