Listen, I don't believe in body shaming, because I think that’s cringy. So before you freak out, I am half-deformed. Like, I am half that freaky alien thing. Yeah, the thing that comes in many forms and all being deadly. I’m not like them though, I am only half. This means I have my wits and my smarts. I can solve this. I can fix everything and I can make sure that the people responsible will face a fate worse than death for this. So you wanna help me cause problems on purpose for everyone?